i owe you everyday i wake.

naughtydread:

bunhi:

shwagerr:

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

LMAOO ” Make my stomach real full, like a muscle done pulled, like a bitch been eating that Wendy’s” 

Omg

Hahaha oh fuck. I want to learn this whole thing

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh)

maquinasdefax:

Gumdrops, chocolates, cookies, ice cream and stuff.

strife-less:

allkindsoffuck:

bestrooftalkever:

party-wok:

julierthanyou:

clambistro:

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

good film

ab0v3-th3-cl0uds gr33ngoddess texas-toker

(Source: videohall)

Reblogged from tunalga, Posted by 1overjordan24.

(Source: 1overjordan24)

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

Reblogged from killer-cuntz, Posted by nicetats.

the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

(Source: nicetats)